For some extra Christmas spirit, heres some Christmas jokes to share with others :)
What nationality is Santa Claus?
[North Polish.]
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
[The turkey, he is always stuffed.]
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
[Claustrophobic.]
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
[Your teeth.]
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
[Fleece Navidad!]
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
[Missletoe!]
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
[Because he had low elf esteem.]
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
[Frostbite.]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas and God bless!
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